In addition to my vodka ad, I also played Las Vegas for the first time.
You see I'm not a gambler, you should know that about me. I went to the racetrack once in my life and I bet on a horse called Battle Gun, and when all the horses come out, mine is the only horse in the race with training wheels.
You have to believe me when I say, that there is something seductive about me, when I shoot crap.
And I'm at the crap table, I'm...dicing.
A very provocative woman comes up to me, and she begins to...size me up...and I take her upstairs to my hotel room.
Shut the door. Remove my glasses. Show her no mercy.
I unbutton my shirt, and she unbuttons her shirt. And I smile. She smiles.
I remove my shirt and she removes her shirt. And I wink and she winks.
And I remove my pants. She removes her pants. And I realize I'm looking into a mirror.