英语幽默 | 裸泳

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One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher.
有一天,吉米去池塘游泳,他扎猛子前刚好看到了他的老师。

Mrs.Smith, emerging from nude bathing.
史密斯太太,从裸泳中冒出头来。

When Mrs. Smith saw Jimmy, she grabbed the nearest object which happened to be an old wooden box and held it in front of her.
当史密斯太太看到吉米时,她赶紧抓过最近的一个物体——那碰巧是一个旧的木头盒子,挡在自己前面。

“Young man, I know what you 're thinking.” she said.
“年轻人,我知道你在想什么!”她说。

“And I know what you 're thinking,” Replied Jimmy, “You 're thinking that box has a bottom on it!”
“我也知道你在想什么。”吉米回答,“你一定以为这个盒子是有底的!”

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