Wednesday, 1 December 2010

Women Are Firewalls

This baby is one month old.Image via WikipediaOK this is really geeky, but I make no apologies because I'm a geek. :-)

I read this recently and I found it hilarious. Is it just me? Yup, thought so. :-)

Women are the most amazing firewalls.
  • One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
  • One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
  • One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
  • In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
  • This means that the throughput of a man’s member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Š¢erabyte/sec
This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!
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