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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list。
正常版:在这个世界上,我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你,但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。
幽默版:我真不想伤害你,但你也别逼我。
文艺版:吾虽不杀伯仁,伯仁因我而死。

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt。
直译版:宁可保持沉默,即使这样会让人觉得自己是个傻瓜,也不要出声说话,让别人因此对你不再有疑虑。
搞笑版:宁愿闭嘴当傻瓜,也别瞎BB。
发散版:剽悍的人生不需要解释。

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad。
直译版:知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果;智慧就好似不要把它放进水果沙拉里。
意译版:知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子,智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。

The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble。
直译版:小孩子要中间名,纯粹是为了让他知道他啥时候真的有麻烦了。
意译版:起个全名就为了揍孩子前可以底气十足地喊出来。
发散版:贾君鹏这名字就为了让他妈喊他回家吃饭!

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants。
直译:如果你始终脚踏实地,那就别想穿裤子了。
意译:人太老实没法活。

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason。
政客和纸尿布有一个共同点就是:他们都很有规律地被替换,而且因为同一个理由——脏了!!

War does not determine who is right – only who is left。
战争不能决出正义,但能判出哪方出局。

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining。
上帝瞅着咱们呢,大伙好歹喜感点吧!

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
我拼死拼活奋斗到食物链顶端,不是为了成为一个素食者。

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station。。
公车站呀公车停。火车站呀火车停。俺桌上有个工作站…

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory。
无愧于心哈?记性不好吧?

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy。
如果女人能做到以秃顶和啤酒肚在大街上晃还觉得自己倍儿性感——此时估计男女能平等。

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room。
小腿上的骨头——在黑房间里找准家具位置的好装备。

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research。
窃钩者诛,窃国者为诸侯。

It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end。
跳楼的时候,“啊——”的时候还没死,“啪!”那才是死了。

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were
好客就是:让客人觉得他们像在他们家一样,尽管你真的希望他们滚回他们家。

You’re never too old to learn something stupid。
越活越2
活到老,2到老

Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off。
记着吧……世界要不恶心,我们早被吐掉了。(提示:看出哪个词是一语双关了吗?)

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