英语幽默 | 我已经开车50年了,我现在不打算停下来

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Mrs Green was eighty, but she had a small car, and she always drove to the shops in it on Saturday and bought her food.
格林夫人80岁了,但是她有一辆小的轿车,星期六她总是开车去商店购买食物。

英语幽默 | 我已经开车50年了,我现在不打算停下来

She did not drive fast, because she was old, but she drove well and never hit anything. Sometimes her grandchildren said to her, “Please don’t drive your car, Grandmother. We can take you to the shops.”
她开车不快,因为她年纪大了,但是她开车很好,从来没碰到任何东西。有时候她的孙子孙女对她说:“奶奶,请不要开你的车了。我们可以带你到商店去。”

But she always said, “No, I like driving. I’ve driven for fifty years, and I’m not going to stop now.”
但是她总是说:“不,我喜欢开车。我已经开车50年了,我现在不打算停下来。”

Last Saturday she stopped her car at some traffic-lights because they were red, and then it did not start again. The lights were green, then it did not start again. The lights were green, then yellow, then red, then green again, but her car did not start. “What am I going to do now?” she said.
上星期六,她在红绿灯前停下车,因为是红灯,然后车就没再发动起来。红绿灯变绿了,然后车又没发动起来。灯变绿了,然后变黄,又变成红灯,然后又变成绿灯,但是她的车没有发动。“现在我该怎么办呢?”她说。

But then a policeman came and said to her kindly, “Good morning. Don’t you like any of our colours today?”
但这个时候一位警察走过来,和蔼地对她说:“早上好。我们今天这些颜色哪一个你都不喜欢吗?”

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